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Post by Pygmy on Mar 25, 2008 21:07:34 GMT -6
The place...Japan...The year...2004. In an uninteresting highschool in toyoko Japan a bored student looks out of the window. Bored as usual he glances down at the doodles on his note book paper of stick figures having sex.
He adds alittle more detail to Abe Lincoln stick figure getting an oral by some chick.
"Light your sick!" Some guy says looking over his shoulder. "Drawing stick figures again?!"
Light is quick to throw his arms over the paper and franticly look around to see if anyone else saw. "N-no. God, I learned my lesson after the office incident."
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Post by Beyond Birthday on Mar 25, 2008 21:15:40 GMT -6
The teacher was speaking to the entire classroom, but Light wasn't paying attention. "A little pubes here, a little pubes there." The teacher looked up from the text book he was reading from. "Light-kun, do you have something you would like to share with the class?" Light was quick to hide the drawing behind his back. "N-no, Mr. Tanaka." The person sitting directly behind Light grabbed the picture from his hand. "YEAH! Light's drawing picture of two dude's having sex!" The classroom erupted in a chorus of laughter. "Light, we've been over this. I'm going to have to ask you to go to the office again."
After Mr. Takada filled-out the DMP, Light made his way to the principal's office. "Drawing gay sex stick figures", it read. And to think, his parents would recieve a copy of this. On his way to the office, however, something caught Light's eye. Gazing out the window in the hall, what appeared to be a notebook seemingly fell from the sky.
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Post by Pygmy on Mar 25, 2008 21:26:09 GMT -6
He looked at the DMP form then outside at the notebook thing. Then at the DMP. Then outside. Then at the girls bathroom. Must resist urger to walk in to girls bathroom...remember what happened last time. "Two broken ribs and five retraining orders." He mutters as he shuffles down the hall way. But suddenly stops and looks outside to the notebook that lies temptingly on the grass, just beckoning him like the chocolate pie mom made that calls to him in the middle of the night. Yummy.
He stalks outside, leaving the note to float around behind him near the trash can.
Light looks around to see if he is being watched then bends down and picks up the black note book.
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Post by Beyond Birthday on Mar 25, 2008 21:32:21 GMT -6
Enter Light Yagami's room. It is 5 hours later. He had just finished all of his homework and is getting ready for bed. Reaching into the depths of his unkept desk, he pulls out a black notebook. Slowly. He gazes at the contents slowly. Muttering something to himself, he then closes it, then smiles. Then laughs maniacally. Reaching into his pocket, he pulls out a pen. Light is writing something. Gazing at the television screeen, his gaze is fixated on the person being shown. "Yes, I think this stick figure looks just like them." Light then closes the black notebook, and pulls out another black notebook from his backpack. This one, however, reads "Death Note" on it.
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Post by Pygmy on Mar 25, 2008 21:41:08 GMT -6
He stares at it a moment longer then puts it away. "Thats enough stick figure porn for one night." But he hesitates staring at the shiny letters that make up the title of the note book. "Well..." He says opening it back up and starts drawing some more. He gets so into it that his tongue sticks out and he doesnt pay any attention anything else.
A few hours later he is still drawing when he hears his mother call up to him from down stairs. "Light, Hunny. Dinner is ready." "I'm not hungry mom!" "But I made you faveriote: Fried rice!" "Im not hungry!" "Well if you do get hungry then there is some in the fridge." There is the sound of a muffeled crash then finnaly Lights strained voice. "Okay, mom!"
Inside Lights room. The boy stares dumbfoundedly up at the Shinigame that lurks over him with a smirking smirk on its features. It had suddenly appeared behind him and scared him badly enough so that he fell out of his chair and now lies on the floor looking up at the...monster.
"What the hell have you been doing to my Death Note?" It questions him.
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Post by Beyond Birthday on Mar 25, 2008 21:52:46 GMT -6
Ryuk takes the Death Note from Light. "Oh...god. This is disgusting. What the hell is this crap? Are you a furry?" *"Dammit, he got me!", Light thinks to himself* Light looks out his window, ashamed. Light then collects himself "I know exactly who you are...shinigami. I've knowingly drawn stick figure porn in the Death Note of a shinigami. What's going to happen? Are you going to kill me or something?" Ryuk looks around the room and picks up an apple on Light's desk, and begins to casually toss it up and down. "Yes."
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Post by Pygmy on Mar 25, 2008 21:59:03 GMT -6
Suddenly Ryuk takes a bite of the apple. "Now drop you pants." Light stares at him, dumbfounded. "E-excuse me?" The dark Death God looks at him the laughs wickedly as he chews on the apple. "You heard me." Light rises to his feet and fumbles with his belt buckle with shaking fingures. His pants drop to his ankles and he feels ashamed yet somehow...freed. "Now the rest." Ryu commands and light obeys, scared he might be suddenly killed by this strange Shinigami.
"Is this what you wanted?" Light asks with his bangs hanging down so that they cover his dark eyes. The Shinigami takes a last bite of his apple then chunkc the core over his shoulder. "Naw I was just comparing something now put you pants back on so we can talk like civil beings."
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Post by Beyond Birthday on Mar 25, 2008 22:04:28 GMT -6
Ryuk pulls out his cell-phone and begins to call his shinigami friend, Mortimer. "Hey, Mort. You remember that thing we said we would do? No. No. Not that. We did that. WE DID THE HELL OUTTA THAT. I was talking about that other thing. *Ryuk takes another bite from his apple* Yeah. I know! He actually did it! Alright...well, I have to explain this crap to 'im. Alright. Yeah. Bye...*Ryuk looks around the room, embarassed*...I love you, too. *click* Light is dumb-struck. Fumbling to pull his pants back up, he begins to question Ryuk. "Why me?" Ryuk finished up the core of the apple. "Eh? You? What the hell makes you think you're so important? You think I chose you because you're so good at drawing stick-figure porn or something?" "Well, kinda.."
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Post by Pygmy on Mar 25, 2008 22:11:19 GMT -6
"Shut up, it doesnt matter." He says then flops down onto his bed as Light belts his pants back on. "As you know by now I am A Shinigami and I have a death note well actually two because I got that you drew you little porn in from a dead hooker-Shinigami." He says while idley scartching his bum. "You say that note book is a death note?" Light says while about to sit down in hsi desk chair but Ryuk reaches out on long leg and kicks it out from underneath Light just as he is about to site down so that he falls flat on his rump.
"Ah for cryin out load!" Light says jumping to his feet and pulling his chair back then resolutely sits in it. "Sorry I was bored." Ryuk says grinning at him evily.
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Post by Beyond Birthday on Mar 25, 2008 22:14:21 GMT -6
Light stares out his window, gazing at the blackening sky. "I was...bored too."
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Post by Pygmy on Mar 26, 2008 17:56:39 GMT -6
He watches as the last bits of the day slowly die and give way to faint glimmer of distant stars. Ratio then glances back at the Shinigami. "So tell me...this Death Note, does it actually work?" "No. I just wrote all those rules on the inside cover for the hell of it. Are you stupid?!" "I-uh" "Dont answer that." The shinigami scoffs. "Hey! I'll have you know I am the top student in all of Japan! Hundreds of colledges are fighting to have me go there after I get out of highschool!"
"So your a nerd, big deal."Ryuk says, shocking (or infuriating, its kinda hard to tell with humans) Light into speechlessness so the death god continues his talking. "This book is the link between the human world and the Shinigami one, it is a link between shinigami Ryuk and human Light."
Light listens intently but nearly falls out of his chair..again when he sees the Shinigami walk through his window and perch on the top of a street light as crowds of people mill about below. Ryuk chuckles at the humans reaction. Ratio's mouth does jaw-push ups as he stares like a school girl out of his window.
"Whats amatter? Never seen a death god on a pole before?" Ryuk taunts.
"Uh...er...uh" "That could have been taken the wrong way, anywho, because you have the note book only you can see me."
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Post by Beyond Birthday on Mar 26, 2008 22:18:46 GMT -6
Light begins to walk to his bed. Ryuk walks slightly in front, extending his leg in front of Light, hoping he trips. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on-" Light fell to the floor. "You were saying?" Ryuk took another bite out of the scrum-diddly-icious fruit. "Shinigami...I have a questions. (lulz, Engrish ftw) Where do you keep getting these apples?" Ryuk leaned against the windowsill. "By this point in the story aren't you supposed to have killed like, 200 people by now? I mean, damn, if this keeps up, there won't be an L to chase after you, Kira, when you try to build a new world." Light looks dumbfounded. "But all I wanna do is draw." Ryuk jumps on the window, again gazing at the city life. Turning around in a dramatic fashion, Ryuk held up three of his lanky fingers. Upbeat rock music from the Bleach OST begins to play. "Three days. You have three days to get the attention of the world..." Light walks towards Ryuk, a fire of uncertainty in his eyes. "And if I refuse?" Ryuk holds up his Death Note for Light to see. "If you don't kill them, I'll kill you. I came to this world to be amused."
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Post by Pygmy on Mar 26, 2008 22:34:00 GMT -6
The shinigami says then extends his raven black wings and leaps out into the sky, leaving Light with his thoughts...and a few dark feathers that only he can see to adorn his floor with.
Light sighs and sits on his bed, holding his head in his hands and wishing this all made sense. After a few moments he seems to find some sort of inner strength and walks over to his desk and flips on the telly. Girls gone wild is quickly flipped to Sakura TV where a man has taken hostage an emplyee of a tobacco company, demanding 50kazillion pounds in cuban cigars.
Lights eyes spark as he listens to the announcer. Anouncer: Dear god, our economy will be crushed! He is a mad man!
Light strokes his chin as he watches the scene unfold before him. If only he knew the man's name.
Anouncer: The mans name is CHINATSU HACHIROU.
Light smirks and takes a pin and flips open the note book with his other hand. Now If only he saw teh mans face.
Anouncer: Here is a picture of the man holding the tobacco employee hostage! *shows picture*
Light blinks. The shrugs and writes down the name with the mans image plastered in his head. He looks up at the screen with eyes never leaving as the forty seconds till the time of death passes.
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Post by Pygmy on Mar 27, 2008 22:45:33 GMT -6
Seconds later the announcer comes back on the screen looking sweaty and bothered.
Anouncer: My god the man jsut died!
Light gasps and look at the screen in disbeleif. "He-he died?!"
Anouncer: Yes he died. The hostage claims he jsut dropped dead.
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Post by Pygmy on Mar 27, 2008 22:57:47 GMT -6
Three days later...
Ryuk thumbs through the Death Note while sitting on Lights bead. Light also sits on his bed but at a distance from the Shinigami. After looking at a few pages Ryuk nods and mutters something tohisself then pulls out an apple and munches on it happily.
Light strains to reed over the death god's shoulder but suddenly the door to his room bursts open. Lists sister stands there.
"Light! I neeed you to help me with my homewor-......" She stops and stares directly at Lights bed.
"Uh, Light. Why is there an apple eating itsself while floating over your bed?" 'damn', he curses and grabs his computer chair and whacks his sister over the head with it till she lies unconcious on the floor. "She knows to much!" He declairs as he stands over her prone form.
"Someones uptight." Ryuk mutters with a dark chuckle. Light breaths in and picks ryuks apple then openng up his window he chunks it out there. A few moments later his sister regains conciousnes.
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